Giants are attacking my town
And here I am, eating my potato
Peope are being killed right now
But baked potatos are good when they’re warm.
For those monsters people are just food,
In the same way potato is food for me
Why wouldn’t titans stop eating people
And start eating potatoes?
My combat gear lies beside me
Ready to fly me wherever I want
Potato fields are vast and well guarded
You can’t navigate there without some technical advantage.
Scout corps are the best of the best
They are the humanity’s only hope
If not for them, titans would surely win
And take all of our potatos, as well as kill everyone of course.
— Sasha no Kartoshka OP translation (provisional).